Doot Lime - Introduction Lyrics

Welcome, to The Adventures of Lil Life Jacket (Life jacket)
Warning: This is a very ironic album (Irony)
Ironic means jokes (Joking)
Therefore, you must know this (Knowledge)
Do not take anything on this album seriously
I am just someone who wants to make the world laugh

Also, disclaimer
Before I start this album, I would like you to know
I don't condone any of the following
Brutal harming of others, unless if followed by the code of Hammurabi
(That's also a joke. First one of the album)
Intimidation towards police officers
Plagiarism of other people's art, work, or rap freestyles
Bullying of post rap artists
The use of cough syrup without a sore throat or sick throat
The use of pills without a prescription
The use of pills in an unintended way of the prescription
Premarital sex
Smoking
And abortion in the 3rd trimester
(That last one doesn't even have anything to do with the album!)
Thank you, and may god be with you, through this album

Our story begins, with an artist by the name of Doot Lime
Who started making, performances, in his room
Using extremely terrible melodies to kick off his music career

Doot Lime eventually realized he needed to take a turn
In his, music, career thing that he had going on for himself
Why can't you talk?
I don't want to
Do you want me to, do the recording?
Nah, nah just, start the album
You sure?
Yes! Just start the album
Okay