Little Rosie's pop spent years as cop
Soon as he could, he traded up
Got a nine to five, a better life
A nicer house and Stepford wife
In a gated place with smiling faces
And people of their own race
The best laid plans
Of mice and men
They never end
How they began
The best laid plans
Of mice and men
They never end
How they began
Poppa watches Rosie growing up
With rosy cheeks and bun on top
Pop's got his rules, he plays it cool
Sends Rosie off to private school
With motto, crest, long socks and dress
His little girl will have the best
The best laid plans
Of mice and men
They never end
How they began
The best laid plans
Of mice and men
They never end
How they began
Though Pop proposes god disposes
And Rosie ain't made of roses
Now tatted up, she's punching cops
She's boozy, floozy, won't stop
Pop is appalled, his little doll
Turned so out of control
The best laid plans
Of mice and men
They never end
How they began
The best laid plans
Of mice and men
They never end
How they began