Feeling time to rank scum maybe
Iggy says hasta la vista baby
There once was a man of science
Who placed a great reliance on Fleming's sagely tome
While the others in their hammocks dreamt of quantum chromodynamics
He paced the sandy loam
Having grown extremely weary
Of perusing the Onium Theory
He shook his burly fists,
Exclaiming, Mucus Pig exists!
And vanished into
The quantum foam