Douglas Stank - Low Cost Rock Star Lyrics

Hanging around in Ann Arbor town
Not letting the budget get me down
Cakewalk and Tascam, still getting down
Just me and Don, laying tracks down
Waiting too long for the world to burn
Gave you a shot and now it's my turn
Crying and crying, you music streaming hacks
Nonsense rock consumed like sugar snacks
I'm a low cost rock star
In my head, I'm going far
Low cost rock star
Jamming between two cars
Decades gone by, going back to the roots
Kids want a revolution, time to lace up their boots
Making these sexy tracks go viral
Watching the world go into a downward spiral
Seeking to suffer, we make ears bleed
Spanking that ass, making that greed
The thought police rubs you raw
We stand together and say no to this law
Because we are low cost rock stars
In my head, we're going far
Low cost rock star
I'm tired of being stuck in the tar
Hey dawg, I got his back
In this basement, laying down a sexy track
Striking a riff, sipping a cold one or two
Lecturing all the noobs that don't have a clue
Everyone you see frowns with a smile
Just get off your ass and get outside for a while
So I leave you with this message of fury
Get off your asses or just sit and worry
Because we're a low cost rock star
In my head, we're going far
Low cost rock star
Smiling while I stroke my guitar
The instruments are used, the software was free
Each time you listen, half a penny for me
Would you buy a sticker or any other merchandise
I've got a rock and roll lifestyle I need to subsidize
I'm a low cost rock star
All sales are final
Low cost rock star
All sellouts are final