Oh, the tales of the sea are a treasure to tell
Of a captain so sly, he could cheat the winds well
Willy McCoy and his barrels of gold
Bourbon and bitters, and legends untold
From the Dominican Republic, on the Caribbean's tide
He sailed with his chocolate and whiskey to hide
Candied orange, and bitters so divine
DownLow's creation, a treasure to find
Yo-ho, for the Real McCoy
A DownLow bar, a smuggler's ploy
With bourbon, bitters, and cacao so fine
Savor the legend, one bite at a time
An Old Fashioned tale in each luscious bite
With whiskey and orange, it's pure delight
A hint of cherry, dark chocolate so fine
Savor the legend, one bite at a time
Now feel the waves and the wind at your back
A sugar-free treasure and a low-carb snack
The finest cacao, so pure and so free
Is The Real McCoy from the Caribbean sea
Yo-ho, for the Real McCoy
A DownLow bar, a smuggler's ploy
With bourbon, bitters, and cacao so fine
Savor the legend, one bite at a time