I like a liquorice candy cane
Take a big lick like black cocaine
I like a little bit of flash and style
Fancy leather boots made of crocodile
So I like a bit of fashion and glam
Alligator skin, yeah that's who I am
Leopard print pants and platform shoes
Rhinestone diamonds and some faux-gold jewels
I'm a fancy futher-mucker you see
Got a champagne hot-tub off of Q.V.C.
You can find me cuz i'm broadcast live
Yeah i'm coast to coast and i'm nation wide
I look incredible
It's unbelievable
I could be a super model
I could be a superstar
Yes, you are
Like a superstar, you are
You could be a super model
You could be a super star!
I get the feeling that I've been here before
But where and when, well I'm just not sure.
I like liquorice candy cane
Take a big lick like black cocaine
I like a little bit of flash and style
Fancy leather boots made of crocodile
I'm a fancy futher-mucker you see
Got a champagne hot-tub off of Q.V.C.
You can find me cuz i'm broadcast live
Yeah i'm coast to coast and i'm nation wide
I look incredible
It's unbelievable
I could be a super model
I could be a superstar
Yes, you are
Like a superstar, you are
You could be a super model
You could be a super star!