Dr. Itchycunt - An Inspirational Number Lyrics

Hello and good evening
My name is Dr. Jack Itchycunt
I have been asked to be a part of this album about
Mental health and positivity and affirmations
And I'm glad that they asked me to do this because, you see
I'm the king of mental health
Nobody does mental health better than I do
You see, I'm a doctor, after all
I know everything about everything
I majored in doctor things and making sick beats and minored in easy doctor things
You see, I have a dual Ph.D. from doctor school
So who better to talk about mental health than me, Dr. Jack Itchycunt
So I'm going to do things a little differently
I'm going to reaffirm, if you will, on my own terms
I'm going to play you a little song that I wrote
I'm going to crank up the auto-tune
And we're going to have ourselves a nice little hoedown
What do you say
No one cares if you're happy
They can only see their needs
Whether it's sex, drugs or booze
No one's gonna care for you
This record is full of shit
Written by some hypocrites
They don't think life's all that dark
But they can all suck a fart
Listen to me, this I know
Life shouldn't be some big show
Bullshit songs meant to affirm
With no real lesson to learn
They might seem like they're all nice
But their words are full of lies
Trust no one except for me
I'm the one with the Ph.D
No one's gonna mourn your loss
Not your mom and not your boss
Go ahead and follow through
The world's better without you
When we're gone, the earth will sing
Finally done with polluting
We're all parasitic f*cks
That's why there should be no us
Anyway, I hope you take what I said into consideration
You know, I've always been proud of my honesty
It's a point of pride with me, you know, to be really honest
And say what no one else will
So I really hope that if you take away anything
It's what I just spoke about here in this little number
I hope you have a lovely day
And if you're not having a lovely day, I really don't care
Anyway, Dr. Itchycunt signing off
F*ck you