Today Is Gonna Be A Good Day Video (MV)

I woke up drunk in the back of a car
With a naked chick with a curious scar
A bag of blow that clearly saw defeat
A mysterious stain on the edge of the seat
What looks to be a stab wound in my arm
A hefty bill from back at the bar
Missed call from work but I'm in disarray
I have a feeling today is gonna be a good day
I woke the girl up, told her to get dressed
Can't let anyone see me as a mess
Did we f*ck? Did we sleep? I can't seem to remember
Did our passionate love burn up like an ember?
I'm out of gas but that's okay
I could use some fresh air anyway
I feel the 1950's version of gay
I know for a fact today is gonna be a good day
I finally got home to take a shower
To wash away this feeling of power
My head still hurts and my memory's gone
But it seems I still have the condom on
Thank god I chose to protect myself
So I don't have a baby, also for my health
I can't believe I got stabbed yesterday
Either way it's okay, today is gonna be a good day