There once was a drug dealer
With a corny ponytail
Who thought he could get away
Get away from the law
But someone was after him
A man with a pledge
The price he had to pay was to become...
A kindergarten cop
Kimble is here for your ponytail
Now you will go back to f*cking jail
Pick up the soap
You know it's gonna f*cking hurt
Selling your dope
Now feel this f*cking squirt
Shoot him destroy him
Shoot him destroy him
Shoot him destroy him
Cut his f*cking tail off