I've got a Creepy Neighbor, he lives right next door
He talks about women the wrong way, about how they're all lesbians and whores
The way he looks at girls, he really makes their lips curl
He got spots on his pants, I've never really seen him dance
He's frequently unzippered, and he's not a big tipper
He doesn't like to get high, he's just not a regular guy
He's a creepy neighbor creepy neighbor
I've got a Creepy Neighbor, he really doesn't have a clue
He lives right next door but he doesn't care about me or you
It's really nothing new, you probably know someone like that too
Just don't get too close, or you may end up like toast