Hi my name is Ben and I like to drink
And now you'd better listen to what I am trying to say
Can you imagine that? I was drunk again
But this time I f*cked up my dummy brain
And then I found myself in a kind of f*cking hedge
But I remember it was nice, you know... I love wildlife
At that point I started sing a nonsense song for you
I still remember it, and more or less it was like this!
Iu com a lociu fël de lai
Iu becon de laciu sën de lai
You came with me outside the pub!
And now I love you! 1, 2, 3, What a F*ck, you F*cking Dirty Chair!
I feel you babe! Oh! Sometimes I know that I'm crazy
I feel you sweetie! Show me! Keep those Legs moving!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Iu com a lociu fël de lai
Iu becon de laciu sën de lai
You came with me outside the pub!
And now I love you! (I now you love me) 1, 2, 3, What a F*ck, you F*cking Dirty Chair!