Goddamn, this year was a trainwreck on fire
I'm done swallowing its bullshit, done stroking its barbed wire
No more polite sips; I'll chug rum 'til I'm batshit insane
And piss on the ashes of all my canceled plans in vain
Light up the corpse of these 365 days
Bust out the flamethrower, blast regrets to a blaze
We'll toast to chaos with our middle fingers high
And watch that old year beg for mercy as we say goodbye
Burn this mother f*cking year down, let those fireworks scream
Turn the volume to eleven on this f*ck-it-all New Year's dream
We'll flip off the clock as it chokes on midnight's moan
Then celebrate by twerking on the grave of what's gone
I'll spit tequila in the face of Father Time
Yell, "Suck it, old bastard!"-I'm claiming what's mine
Regrets can line up and kiss my drunk ass
I'm crowning next year's chaos with this roofied champagne glass
So grab your nose confetti and raise a filthy roar
We're set to blow this night to hell and start from the floor
Let's bury all that heartbreak in a f*ck-you funeral pyre
And dance around the flames like a stripper choir
Scream your heartbreak, scream your rage
This unholy carnival's takin' the stage
Let the ball drop onto this wretched year
While we pound shots of rum and laugh at fear
Burn this mother f*cking year down, incinerate every shred
Cackle as the ashes swirl around our twisted heads
Good riddance, you worthless piece of shit, we're done playing nice
Now bring on the next placed 365 days of well-earned vice
Raise the bottle high, let the confetti swarm
We're flipping off yesterday as the new year is born
Here's to bigger, badder chaos-may it blow our minds wide
Now chug your poison of choice and strap in for the ride
Happy f*cking New Year, you wicked sons of bitches
Let's tear this place apart, reign in the blood and sweat and riches