She rises with the dawn, her wrath in disguise
Iron fist clutching the coffee that fuels her tired eyes
The waffles burn, the syrup spills, the chaos takes its hold
Motherhood unleashed, she's metal, fierce, and bold
You thought it was roses and bullshit clichés
But Mom's here to slay on this sacred day
Blood and bacon on the table
Her love is brutal, but she's unstable
A brunch of doom, the cutlery flies
Raise your mimosas to the queen who never dies
Cleaning LEGOs with her bare hands, an act of defiance
Dodging tantrums like artillery in a motherly alliance
Her patience frays like thread-her kindness hides a blade
She's the dark knight of the suburbs, ready to invade
Who didn't do the dishes
Who left the milk out
Is this how you celebrate me
I brought you into this world, I can take you out
Carnations crumble in her iron grasp
She carries the world on her shoulders, clasped
The laundry pile towers, the chaos breeds
Mom's a warrior, she's all that you need
Blood and bacon on the table
Her love is brutal, but she's unstable
A brunch of doom, the cutlery flies
Raise your mimosas to the queen who never dies
So this Mother's Day, show your respect
For the queen of wrath, with demands unchecked
For every battle fought, for every bedtime told
Mom's love is metal, unyielding, and bold
Happy Mother's Day, Mom. You're the real MVP