There I was, in desperate need of attention
And I felt it misplaced not to mention
That I want it coming straight from you
(Faster!)
Your feet point in my direction
All I wanted was a little affection
'Cos I'm bored, bored, bored
I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
Take me to the vet and bury me in a pet cemetery
I'm a dirty dog
Take me to the station
Let me meet my maker
Show him how it feels back home
Take me to the doctor
Show him what I oughta
Show him that I'm better than him and better again, again (again, again)
I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
Take me to the vet and bury me in a pet cemetery
I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
Take me to the vet and bury me in a pet cemetery
I'm a dirty dog, dog, dog