ALDOLPHO
I'm sure that you have heard the name Aldolpho
A ladies' man who wins acclaim Aldolpho
Well lovely miss I am the same Aldolpho
I introduce myself
I am Aldolpho
DROWSY
Nice to meet you, shall we?
ALDOPHO
Not so fast . . .
So just in case you didn't hear Aldolpho
I'll try to make it very clear Aldolpho
The lovely ladies always cheer Aldolpho
When I repeat myself
I am Aldolpho
DROWSY
Understood.
ALDOLPHO
I can sing it high - Aldolpho
I can sing it low - Aldolpho
I can sing it very fast - Aldolpho
I can sing it very slow . . .ly
I'd do it now, but it would take hours. Now let us see if you can remember my name
DROWSY
I'll give it a shot.
ALDOLPHO
Now who's the fellow that you see?
DROWSY
Aldolpho
ALDOLPHO
And how should you refer to me?
DROWSY
Aldolpho
ALDOLPHO
And who is it I'll always be?
DROWSY
Aldolpho
ALDOLPHO
Now sing it proudly
DROWSY
You are Aldolpho
ALDOLPHO
Now let me spell it out for you
For all you lovely ladies that didn't hear for some reason
Because maybe you are hard of hearing or something - I don't know
It goes A-A-A-A-A-A-L
DO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HOL
F-F-F-F-F-FO
I am Aldolpho
Aldolpho.