Well the dog came in and woke me up this morning
Licked my ear and shoved her paw in my face
Tried to chase me off to work but I said no no no
It's all shut down and we don't have to go
Didn't look in the mirror and I don't need to comb my hair
Drank a cuppa coffee on the porch in my underwear
The breeze is warm and the sun is out, but I said hey hey hey
We ain't goin anywhere today
It's not too early for tequila anymore
I got dressed and ready but I'm not sure what for
There's a lawn chair and an umbrella
Right outside my back door
And it's not too early for tequila anymore
Now it's afternoon and that's good enough for me
But I promised her I'd keep it stone cold sober til three
So I grabbed a glass of OJ but Jose was starin me down
Life might be a mess but I won't be wearin a frown
It's not too early for tequila anymore
I got dressed and ready but I'm not sure what for
There's a lawn chair and an umbrella
Right outside my back door
And it's not too early for tequila anymore