Dubious Duck - Keys to the Kitchen Lyrics

Feeling voracious? It seems your in the right place
There's countless consumption options to embrace
But if you're impatient, there's shortcuts with swift haste
They're rather prestigious, no room for debates

The greatest in the nation with a countless pounds of nominations
Undertaken for your sanitation or any preparations
Any demonstration is enough to raise your valuations
Aberrations simply wouldn't happen with these applications

Let me introduce you to the microwave
Astonishingly spawning in a micro- wave
Reheats your food and repeats your groove
Just be sure to not put any utensils on your plates
So there's no need to wait, oh no
Forget the need to ever need to forgo, if you must know
It allows you to reheat mac-n-cheese in your bowles
And well, they can help make pizza rolls

So uh, this was supposed to be where the chorus was, but I got a little lazy, so uh, here I'll read to ya a list of kitchen appliances, we got-
Blender, grater, cutting board
Fryer, juicer, refrigerator
That's not even how you pronounce
That's not,-- why did I even put that in the script-

To fulfill your wishes is our mission
With the addition of some nice nutrition
Our foods religion won't be rewritten
Just let us give you the keys to the kitchen

Feast your eyes upon the toaster
This is actually over there on that poster
Cus' this may just be the greatest being here
At least comparing to the roaster

But in all seriousness, the toaster's pretty epic
It's a classic for sure,
I mean, they made a Disney movie about it
I mean that's pretty- that's pretty cool!

Coffee maker! I mean, who doesn't love coffee?
It's like the special morning fuel for your body
Only takes a couple sips, and you'll be racing, jumping flips
I genuinely don't have much else to say about coffee
Honestly, you wanna be obsolescent?
Whilst your messin' with what's frankly omnipresent
Remaining the same wont change your complaints
So don't groan when we compose your pleasance

You know, I left a lot of stuff out of this song, like stoves and refrigerators. And I understand they're cool, so I'm sorry. But, I guess you're just gonna have to deal with it. So, as we slowly make our way to the ending chorus, do me a favor will ya, hold your utensils properly.

To fulfill your wishes is our mission
With the addition of some nice nutrition
Our foods religion won't be rewritten
Just let us give you the keys to the kitchen

Yeah, hi,
It turns out Disney did not officially make "The Brave Little Toaster"
Sorry about that but, yeah