DubleAADank - K-Mart Gang Lyrics

Attention all K-Mart shoppers
This is a Blue Light Special
Squad pullin' up in the PT Cruiser
DeSean in the back with his mobility scooter
He's got the stack, but he couldn't outmaneuver his taxes, now he's living in the sewer
I got a seven dollar chain
I got it for the K-Mart Gang
Bustin' on in through the automatic door
Grab a shopping cart and we boutta start war
Diffendoofer's there, we knock him out on the floor
Ryan got a new toaster, just a 10.44
I'm aboutta make it rain
Make it rain on the K-Mart Gang
Security coming in, it's a Blue Light Special
DeSean hits the gas, puts his petal to the metal
Now he's got a golf cart in the K-Mart
And Ryan's checking coupons for a discount dental
We ain't a clan like Wu Tang
Yeah, we the K-Mart Gang
Zach's tryna work out the self checkout
But Gorf gets mad, tells him "Get the heck out"
"But I need my Chocolate Kellogg's Rice Krispies Squares"
Gorf replies "You better say your prayers"
We still reppin' Mr. Seng
Mr. Seng and the K-Mart Gang
Agh
Aye man, I want that China Set!
And we out!
Is that Julian?
Look, Diffendoofer!
Hell broken loose in the middle of a K-Mart
Diffy on a segway, lookin' like Paul Blart
Tryna stop us but you know they ain't smart
DeSean had to make a stop at the pastry cart
Bought himself a box of Blueberry Poptarts
K-Mart Gang
K-Mart Gang
K-Mart Gang, K-Mart Gang, K-Mart Gang
K-Mart Gang
K-Mart Gang
K-Mart Gang, K-Mart Gang, K-Mart Gang
Total pandemonium
Tryna duck outta here
Diffen's bald head chromium
War at the K-Mart frontier
Sirens going off, security gaining on us
Running across, the K-Mart floor surface
Bustin' it to get to the exit
We ain't paying cash or credit
Diffy and Gorf our only contestants
They catch us, it's gonna get unpleasant
Automatic doors are close in sight
Gonna leave this place, then play some Fortnite
Boutta be on the news, like Walter Cronkite
Peep the clock and it's ten past midnight
Dashing out the door into the parking lot
Tryna find the PT, tryna not get shot
Hop in, shotgun seat, DeSean got a blood clot
K-Mart Gang, we in-and-out the onslaught
Did you see Diffendoofer's face?
Yeah, man
Wait, hold up, where's DeSean?
Oh, shit