This little story starts when I was a 10 years old boy
And my father said to me
"Son, you're gonna catch me that chicken, ain't she fat!
Yes, we're gonna have a nice diner"
And so, our little story starts...
Well ain't she fine, so fine
I'm gonna catch that little chicken
And then she's mine
Well ain't she fine, so fine
I'll guess no beer for her, I'll give her wine
Oh ain't she sweet, so sweet
It's the best chicken... I'll ever meet
Oh ain't she sweet, so sweet
Well see her walking down that street
Stop that chicken 'cause it's going to fast
Stop that chicken I ain't gonna last
Stop that chicken no way to pass
And that's fine by me
Stop that chicken 'cause it's going to fast
Stop that chicken I ain't gonna last
Stop that chicken no way to pass
And that's fine by me
As I got older, my father said to me
"Son, see that nice chick over there
If you wait much longer, your ugly friend is gonna walk away with her
Hurry up!"
Well ain't she fine, so fine
I'm gonna catch that little chicken
And then she's mine
Well ain't she fine, so fine
I'll guess no beer for her, I'll give her wine
Oh ain't she sweet, so sweet
It's the best chicken... I'll ever meet
Oh ain't she sweet, so sweet
Well see her walking down that street
Stop that chicken 'cause it's going to fast
Stop that chicken I ain't gonna last
Stop that chicken no way to pass
And that's fine by me
Stop that chicken 'cause it's going to fast
Stop that chicken I ain't gonna last
Stop that chicken no way to pass
And that's fine by me
So I talked to the little lady, and she calls me now her man
It wasn't such a hard thing to do
And now I am the father, busy like a man
Catching little chickens ones again
Stop that chicken 'cause it's going to fast
Stop that chicken I ain't gonna last
Stop that chicken no way to pass
And that's fine by me
Stop that chicken 'cause it's going to fast
Stop that chicken I ain't gonna last
Stop that chicken no way to pass
And that's fine by me
Stop that chicken 'cause it's going to fast
Stop that chicken I ain't gonna last
Stop that chicken no way to pass
And that's fine by me
"Mark, Mark, go grab that chicken boy!"
"I'm trying to... Patrick!"