In my thinking chair with my Pepsi
Game on the TV
Pizza in hand, one slice or three
Cans piling quickly
Fridge filled with one thing
Sounds like the next stage calling me
Everything's hazy
Everything's crazy
Vending machines are all empty
But I'm not thirsty
I prepared fully
Give me a sec, I've got to pee
No substitutes for me
You know exactly what I need
If you don't have it I will leave
(Way, way, back in the nineteen)
Flat tire stopped a delivery
People are angry
Riots begin without the drink
Infrastructure is failing
Government's bailing
All just because the market's free
The American army, burning up buildings
All can be solved with just one thing
And it's for TV game
Pizza and pee breaks
Don't worry, just have a Pepsi
No substitutes for me
You know exactly what I need
If you don't have it I will leave
And you won't get any of my money
Everyone needs to drink Pepsi
This isn't sponsored, it's just true
Give me a Pepsi or I'll kill you
Don't try to test me, I'll kill you
(Kicking rocks on the way home
You won the game, you can rub it in
Alright, Tomo takes the victory!)