The Dust Jackets - I Can Be Anything You Want Lyrics

I can change my shape
I can be fat or thin
And I can be good looking
I could even be his twin

I can be anything you want
Oh but honey, I can't be him

And I could be a general
Fighting a war we can't win
Or a trash man
Taking out your garbage bin

I can be anything you want
Oh but honey, I can't be him

I'm a whiskey man
But for you, I'd drink gin
I could slap you around if you like
Even though I know it's a sin

I can be anything you want
Oh but honey, I can't be him

I could pay a surgeon
To rearrange my skin
And I could get a new name
Like Harry, George, or Jim

I can be anything you want
Oh but honey, I can't be him

I could be Santa Claus
Where's you chimney? I'll jump in!
Or I could be myself
But we know how that will end

I can be anything you want
Oh but honey, I can't be him