I got high with Santa Claus / last Christmas Eve
I got high with Santa Claus / I know you won't believe
I got high with Santa Claus / It's Crazy but it's true
If you smoke weed on Christmas eve
Santa...will get high with you
It was Christmas Eve / I was on the couch
Tryin' to unwind
I broke into my secret stash / to mistletoe my mind
Before too long I lit my bong /to have my my finest stuff
When Santa Clause came down the chimney
And asked me for a puff
I got high with Santa Claus / last Christmas Eve
I got high with Santa Claus / I know you won't believe
I got high with Santa Claus / It's Crazy but it's true
If you smoke weed on Christmas eve
Santa...will get high with you
He saw that I was real surprised
He said don't be so shocked
A guy with a beard who's dressed like me
Would like to smoke some pot
I saw his point / and lit a joint
We passed it back and forth
He took a hit / said that's it
It's as good as my stuff up north
I got high with Santa Claus / last Christmas Eve
I got high with Santa Claus / I know you won't believe
I got high with Santa Claus / It's Crazy but it's true
If you smoke weed on Christmas eve
Santa...will get high with you
We took a hit and got real lit
I asked why he got high
He laughed and said / kid use your head
Now you know how reindeer fly
He tried to leave / I tugged his sleeve
Santa Claus don't leave so soon
So we rolled another fatty
And put on Dark Side of the Moon
We were feeling good and spacing out
And he said I've got to go
But I sure will feel a whole lot better
Flying thru the snow
You have been a real good boy
As I can plainly see
And he put a bag of Mendo Kush
Underneath my tree
I got high with Santa Claus / last Christmas Eve
I got high with Santa Claus / I know you won't believe
I got high with Santa Claus / It's Crazy but it's true
If you smoke weed on Christmas eve
Santa...will get high with you