Welcome to our punk rock show
You can do your pills, and do your blow
As long as you don't smoke meth
We're getting old, we're getting slow
Taking multiple naps before the show
Remember we're doing this just for us
And the second verse it goes like this
I drink a lot, so I'll need to take a piss
Before I go on stage
We'll play it fast, I'll sing it loud
It's too many words for the crowd to say
It's not a sing along song
And just when you think they'll repeat again
There's a surprise around the bend
And suddenly the song will just end