Eminem - I Remember Lyrics

[Intro:]
Your mother... you f*cking faggot.
Ayo This next song is dedicated to the memory of Eric Shorty.
Rest in peace, we won't forget about you. F*cking homo. We just want to remember.

[Verse 1:]
There once was a man who like to jump around. (jump around)
But what? But he got to old to jump up and down. (up and down)
So then what happend? So he put the mic down and picked the guitar up. (picked the guitar up)
And then he what? Started singing the blues like there was no tomorrow. (no tomorrow)
Come on. He Left his boys in the house of pain. (house of pain)
It was the wisest decision he ever made. (ever made)

[Chorus:]
But the dumbest thing that he could ever do. (he could ever do)
Is what? Is try to pop a three eighty on those who act shady.
Tell me now what you gonna do? (now what you gonna do?) hahah
I remember all those years, how it was when you were here. (come on)
I remember how it was. (what?)
How it was when you were young. (yeah)
Yesterday was so long ago. (long ago)
Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit came along now nobody want to hear your old ass sing no more.

[Verse 2:]
Remember back when you had the nac. (had the nac) (hahahahah)
And I remember when you had your first heart attack. (heart attack)
I was right there laughin' when I heard the news. (heard the news)
I just wish the cardiac would have murdered you. (murdered you) (damn!)
Maybe Ice-T's right; You are a bitch. (you are a bitch) (maybe he is right)
You come around when your broke and leave when your rich. (leave when your rich) hahah

[Chorus:]
But the dumbest thing you can ever do (you can ever do)
Is what? Is try to pop a three eighty on those who act shady.
Tell me now what you gonna do? (now what you gonna do?)
I remember all those years. (what?)
How it was when you were here. (come on!)
I remember how it was. (what?)
How it was when you were young.
Yesterday was so long ago. (long ago)
Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit came along now nobody want to hear your old ass sing no more.

[Verse 3:]
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Remember back in ninety four like right before
Mister Everlast was Whitey Ford. Before his heart attack had him on life support.
When House Of Pain was out of fame like someone doused out the flame
And they be famed destined to never jump around again.
Or even further back when I first heard the nac.
When you were down with sindiket.
I went to get your shit, man I was into it.
But then you went and took your style and switched to shit.
Now you sound rediculous you dickless piece of shit!
How could you diss me bitch? (huh?)
I liked you. I thought you was alright for a white dude,
Remember [? ] in tech when I came up and sat beside you.
Started rhymin than you left the room and didn't say goodbye or nothin.
Like you mad that someone else was white and tryin to rhyme or somethin.
I'm sorry man. I wasn't tryin to steal your light or nothin.
But you're a homosexual. Why rap on Irish people?
Man I wish I was Irish. I could be a peeper too.
Then I'd be confused as you and I wouldn't know what to do.
What's up with you? I never f*cked with you. Why would you f*ck with me?
Knowin I can rap circles around you. What? You nuts as me?
Plus I can sing better than you and I don't f*cking sing.
And probably play guitar better and I ain't never touched a string.
But I ain't mad at you. I'd hate me too if I was you.
I'm what you you used to be. Shit you was me in ninety two.
So every time I write a lyric, I'm a think of you.
And maybe that will help me know what it's like to sing the blues.

I remember all those years, how it was when you were here. (I know)
I remember how it was. (how it was)
How it was when you were young. (when you were young)
Yesterday was so long ago. (long ago)
Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit came along now nobody want to hear your old ass sing no more.
I remember all those years. (I know)
How it was when you were here. (I know)
I remember how it was. (I remember)
How it was when you were young. (how it was)
Yesterday was so long ago. (long ago)
Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit came along now nobody want to hear your old ass sing no more

[Outro:]
F*ckin punk-pussy.
F*cking faggot-sissy-f*ck
By the way, three eighty's a f*ckin sissy gun.
If your gonna shoot somebody use a f*ckin real gun. Bitch.
Next time say my f*ckin name in a song. Don't be subliminal about it.
F*ckin diss me. Diss me f*ckin faggot. F*cking punk-pussy.
F*ckin little bitch. F*ckin c*nt. F*ck it.