Early Retirement - The Bottle Lyrics

Get steady and catch my breath
Give me a minute to second guess myself
Burnt out and the clock is on to me

Six cups and still no luck
There's too much to do
And I'm tired as f*ck
I can't wait until it's over

Or at least til this year breaks

The bottle is my best friend
I've got nowhere to go
And no money to spend
Let's binge watch TV
Or just stay in bed
I would do anything
To get out of my own head

Getting hard to wake up
In a certain state of mind
Putting up with your shit
While I'm working this grind
Six days all day
Hit the bar to unwind
You get your way
But I never get mine

I always thought
I was better than this
But it just turns out
I'm a piece of shit
You can burn that bridge
But you know I'll never come back
But I bet you might like that

The bottle is my best friend
I've got nowhere to go
And no money to spend
Let's binge watch TV
Or just stay in bed
I would do anything
To get out of my own head

I know what you are all about
So grow a pair and call me out
If I'm the source of all your problems
I'll f*ck right off and you can solve them

I know what you are all about
So grow a pair and call me out
If I'm the source of all your problems
I'll f*ck right off and you can solve them
At least til my luck breaks

The bottle is my best friend
I've got nowhere to go
And no money to spend
Let's binge watch TV
Or just stay in bed
I would do anything
To get out of my own head

The bottle is my best friend
I've got nowhere to go
And no money to spend
Let's binge watch TV
Or just stay in bed
I would do anything
To get out of my own head
Do anything
To get out of my own head
Do anything
To get out of my own head