Ecce Shnak - Harassment VII, One on Slav: Party at Patrick Ewing's House Lyrics

Patrick Ewing's household -
Amazing to behold!
Drawbridge and a moat,
It's a f*cking castle.

Johnny knocked the door down:
Made Patrick Ewing frown:
Fought his favorite clown:
Vomited on his wife's gown.

What?! Hello no!
Number 33's not down with that.
Plus 1, number 34,
Chuck Oakley the oak tree
Gotcha back,
(ch-ch-POW!)
Johnny Kung-Loa'd with the uppercut
but then the fight was up

Johnny did the cool thang
Responded like Liu Kang
With the song that he sang
He started up the

Party at Patrick Ewing's house.
He went and threw a
Party at Patrick Ewing's house.
Johnny started up the
Party at Patrick Ewing's house.
He went and threw a
Party at Patrick Ewing's house.
Are you going to the
Party at Patrick Ewing's house?
I'll see you at the
Party at Patrick Ewing's house.
Better see you at the
Party at Patrick Ewing's house.
You're going to the
Party at Patrick Ewing's house.

Broken glass everywhere. Herb Williams didn't care. He and I took up the broom and pan and
We went and tidied up for the noble man.
Marv Albert off in the bathroom with some Grindr boy and Dick Cheney and Pat Riley...
And lo!the Lady... of to bed safely...