Ed Blann - Girl Can't Dance Lyrics

They say a girl can get her guy
With moves so smooth, and a body to match
In a skintight dress
On the dance floor is where she'll find the perfect catch
They say that anyone can dance
It's just a matter of moving your body to the beat
But I saw a girl on the floor tonight
With more than two left feet
And I said
That girl can't dance, she's just embarrassing herself
Look at her friends, they're slowly edging away because
That girl can't dance and I think someone should tell her
But I won't tell her
I'm going into town tonight
Just want to hit some bars and have a good time
And if I find the motivation
I might leave my fear of dancing behind
And if I see that girl again, well maybe I'll think twice
Cause if I remember rightly she seems like she'd be quite nice to talk to, but
Maybe we'll just stay away from the dance floor tonight
Cause I've got these friends with me right, and they're a bit judgmental
I don't want to hurt your feelings
That girl can't dance, she's just embarrassing herself
Look at her friends, they're slowly edging away because
That girl can't dance and I think someone should tell her
Well maybe I should tell her
So I edged up to her, all quiet
While she was standing at the bar, and I said
"Hey, didn't I see you here the other week?"
And she said, "Oh yeah, I remember you
You're the one they were talking about"
"Yeah? Well, what were they talking about?"
And she said
"That boy can't dance, he's just embarrassing himself
What, does he think that thing he's doing with his hands looks cool?
That boy can't dance and I think someone should tell the fool
So I guess I just told you"
Shit
That girl can't dance but f*ck it, neither can I
But I really like this tune so I'm gonna do my best
That girl can't dance but it won't stop her from dancing
It won't stop me from dancing
Will it stop you from dancing?
No don't stop
No don't stop dancing