Edge Street Boyz - Easy To Love (Your Mum) Lyrics

When you ask for my digits
You've gotta know they're not original
I'm fairly sure you'll find them in your contact list
You see I met her at the wholefoods stall
We got to talking, that's the gist
I knew it was fate when she didn't call me small
But I almost f*cked it up when my stoma leaked piss
When she asks for my digits
You know my nails are getting trimmed
She'll scream and shout when I eat her out
And your boy is getting rimmed
I won't be home again anytime soon
'Cause I'm buried six feet in matriarchal poon
And now my ego's blowing up like a balloon
Labia majora's mask, crushed by her
Moon

Your mum likes me
I just like her number 'cause it's really cool
It's got the sex number
And the marijuana number too
Your mum loves me
I think she's mid
Your mum's a five
You can call me on
0420 696 969
(Sex)

Officer, that was no mistake
I chose to drive it into the lake
I have no further use for my car
'Cause I found a ride that gets me hard as f*ck
Yeah, I slid into her DMs, straight tobogganed right in
The speed at which she replied was a Guiness win
Met up that night, for a dezvous rond
And that was when I threw my phone into the same pond
Fumble the bag, I don't think I will
I have chosen to die on this hill
Got no phone, I'm off of the grid
Because your mum's reception's kind-of mid
Your mum is f*cked up, smokes packs each day
Emphysema is on the way
I don't give a shit at the end of the day
I've got ten digits either way

Sometimes it seems that way to me
It's easy to love, don't you see
Sometimes it seems that way to me
It's easy to love, don't you see
Yeah

This sports model can do five G's
She said she had a brand new iPhone 3
This is no Kia, I'm talking UAP
So you'll have to dial her if you wanna reach me
She got my email on the family plan
That means you need to start calling me the man
It's not a demand, it's just common courtesy
Never forget that we share cellular circuitry
No longer a virgin since I opted for us
Our sex organs are simply interfluous
With the bucks I save, I don't need the bus
If you call me now, call me daddy, just
Don't ask me for a single thing
'Cause I see this as just a fling
Hear me out kid, I know it stings
But you're a serf and I'm the king
I'm the mother f*cking king

Sometimes it seems that way to me
It's easy to love, don't you see
Sometimes it seems that way to me
It's easy to love, don't you see
Yeah
Sometimes it seems that way to me
It's easy to love, don't you see
Yeah
Sometimes it seems that way to me
It's easy to love, don't you see
Yeah

Go
Aaah
Sex
Cunt

Sometimes it seems that way to me
It's easier to love, don't you see
Sometimes it seems that way to me
It's easier to love, don't you see