OH MY FUCKING
Puffin' chest like a Lace
Monitor, I'm Goanna
Go and staunch a cunt
Dick so turgid you'll need a barometer
Feeling saucy and wanton
Got a wallet filled with condoms
Just in case something happens
When I'm at the anime con
You can call me a little pig
A Hamlet, Prince of sexual stints
Clutching the hill is more than a fling
Best move fasta if you want the king
Dire circumstances, romantic chances
A twist in fate of the knife that flashes
Weaving in Smash with a thousand wave dashes
Burned you like a Torkoal, life to ashes
God is dead
God is very dead
We are God
We are very dead
I wish I had your massive dick
So then I could go f*ck myself, but
Being flaccid all the time
Ensures I've got no penile stealth
I'm set in place like Uluru
With rogue impostors circling
It's harder to get far ahead
When demons are surrounding me
Eat another Krispy Kreme
Post another shitty meme
Use my time to shit in a stream
I consume all and cannot scream
Please me, oh hole in the cantaloupe
Cast me away, WILSON
I'm an inner city millenial
Who ya gunna call?
I've got a torch in hand
And you're my organic fleshlight baby
God is dead
God is very dead
We are God
We are very dead
God is dead
God is very dead
We are God
We are very dead
OH MY FUCKING GOD