Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Skipping therapy to play Minecraft
Cranking off and mining some mine shafts
Lunchables, cheese Krafts and Carlton Draughts
Constantly hard dick up at half-mast
Ban me, spam me, can't reason with me
I got a tertiary degree and live rent-free
On a binge spree, watching three seasons of MLP
Bojack Horseman, that guy is literally me
Got the socks and Albolene in the piles of debris
Texting strangers "DTF", with the eggplant emoji
Hoping anonymous can part me like the red sea
Somebody give me a flesh colonoscopy
I'm not lonely, I'm thriving
Not just surviving
My figurine collection makes me more enticing
Some are in a jar covered with my icing
Underneath a mattress makes it more exciting
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
You can call me the bedroom Oppenheimer
Fry her eggs on my Barbie while I ride her
And my cock is the large hadron collider
Pumping raw when I'm shooting atoms all up inside her
I'm gonna build a copper-sized net
Shooting my web carefully like Charlotte
'Cause I'm an eight-legged, prowling harlot
Sending you a letter wrapped up in scarlet
Did I mention that I hate the police?
And the landlords that call 'em
When you're late on your lease
They're all clowns, high up on their trapeze
These cunts are like rats and my money's like cheese
F*ck all of the institutions all of the time
We can cause a little mayhem, it'll be divine
What are my politics
F*ck you, they're mine
(Filth are my politics, filth is my life)
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Every day it's marital whines
My wife ran away 'cause I gamble online
I just wanna stronk my shit offline
So I'm busting down sexual deviant style
Even though I hunt deer in my dual-cab truck
The ladies don't fawn and I'm no buck
They all get offended when I chat them up
But I'm really not pathetic, this is just my luck
I'll be grovelling to her within a week
That's when the goon cave normally starts to reek
If she looked at my DMs, even just one peek
They'd find me face down in the local creek
I don't delete the history on my browser
'Cause the fear of getting caught is a major arouser
And I need all the help I can get these days
I'm still not pathetic, just stuck in my ways
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Hewwo
Hewwo
Is anybody there
Begone, thot
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
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Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Skipping therapy to play Minecraft
Cranking off and mining some mine shafts
Lunchables, cheese Krafts and Carlton Draughts
Constantly hard dick up at half-mast
Ban me, spam me, can't reason with me
I got a tertiary degree and live rent-free
On a binge spree, watching three seasons of MLP
Bojack Horseman, that guy is literally me
Got the socks and Albolene in the piles of debris
Texting strangers "DTF", with the eggplant emoji
Hoping anonymous can part me like the red sea
Somebody give me a flesh colonoscopy
I'm not lonely, I'm thriving
Not just surviving
My figurine collection makes me more enticing
Some are in a jar covered with my icing
Underneath a mattress makes it more exciting
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
You can call me the bedroom Oppenheimer
Fry her eggs on my Barbie while I ride her
And my cock is the large hadron collider
Pumping raw when I'm shooting atoms all up inside her
I'm gonna build a copper-sized net
Shooting my web carefully like Charlotte
'Cause I'm an eight-legged, prowling harlot
Sending you a letter wrapped up in scarlet
Did I mention that I hate the police?
And the landlords that call 'em
When you're late on your lease
They're all clowns, high up on their trapeze
These cunts are like rats and my money's like cheese
F*ck all of the institutions all of the time
We can cause a little mayhem, it'll be divine
What are my politics
F*ck you, they're mine
(Filth are my politics, filth is my life)
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Every day it's marital whines
My wife ran away 'cause I gamble online
I just wanna stronk my shit offline
So I'm busting down sexual deviant style
Even though I hunt deer in my dual-cab truck
The ladies don't fawn and I'm no buck
They all get offended when I chat them up
But I'm really not pathetic, this is just my luck
I'll be grovelling to her within a week
That's when the goon cave normally starts to reek
If she looked at my DMs, even just one peek
They'd find me face down in the local creek
I don't delete the history on my browser
'Cause the fear of getting caught is a major arouser
And I need all the help I can get these days
I'm still not pathetic, just stuck in my ways
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Hewwo
Hewwo
Is anybody there
Begone, thot
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Skipping therapy to play Minecraft
Cranking off and mining some mine shafts
Lunchables, cheese Krafts and Carlton Draughts
Constantly hard dick up at half-mast
Ban me, spam me, can't reason with me
I got a tertiary degree and live rent-free
On a binge spree, watching three seasons of MLP
Bojack Horseman, that guy is literally me
Got the socks and Albolene in the piles of debris
Texting strangers "DTF", with the eggplant emoji
Hoping anonymous can part me like the red sea
Somebody give me a flesh colonoscopy
I'm not lonely, I'm thriving
Not just surviving
My figurine collection makes me more enticing
Some are in a jar covered with my icing
Underneath a mattress makes it more exciting
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
You can call me the bedroom Oppenheimer
Fry her eggs on my Barbie while I ride her
And my cock is the large hadron collider
Pumping raw when I'm shooting atoms all up inside her
I'm gonna build a copper-sized net
Shooting my web carefully like Charlotte
'Cause I'm an eight-legged, prowling harlot
Sending you a letter wrapped up in scarlet
Did I mention that I hate the police?
And the landlords that call 'em
When you're late on your lease
They're all clowns, high up on their trapeze
These cunts are like rats and my money's like cheese
F*ck all of the institutions all of the time
We can cause a little mayhem, it'll be divine
What are my politics
F*ck you, they're mine
(Filth are my politics, filth is my life)
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Every day it's marital whines
My wife ran away 'cause I gamble online
I just wanna stronk my shit offline
So I'm busting down sexual deviant style
Even though I hunt deer in my dual-cab truck
The ladies don't fawn and I'm no buck
They all get offended when I chat them up
But I'm really not pathetic, this is just my luck
I'll be grovelling to her within a week
That's when the goon cave normally starts to reek
If she looked at my DMs, even just one peek
They'd find me face down in the local creek
I don't delete the history on my browser
'Cause the fear of getting caught is a major arouser
And I need all the help I can get these days
I'm still not pathetic, just stuck in my ways
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Hewwo
Hewwo
Is anybody there
Begone, thot
Going full commando
Fixed on his libido
Victim to his ego
Stronkin' is his credo
Crush his balls like Play-Doh
Autofellatio
Blasting his torpedo
Insert a potato inside his anus
Writer: EDGE BOYZ
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid