Did you ever hear the tragedy of
Tearing your dick in twain during intercourse?
No
I thought not
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you
He's got three balls
Yeah, this man is cursed by god
Ignore the stitches, I'm just here to grant a couple wishes
Potato knishes, I'm a rat boy but I'm not a genius
Call me by your vibe and you'll have to call me "quite pernicious"
I'm in the depths of space, catching solar fishes
I'm not an angler, I'm an angel, call me biblical
I'm like a three-balled alien, extra-terresticle
I've been locked out of the system, and you know best of all
Not even mad because now I'm f*cking celestial
He's so deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
I am the Matthew McConaughey of sex
(Alright, alright, alright)
Legend says, I cum in twelve parsecs
Went to the clinic, and I got my checks
Caught 'em all
Like it's a f*cking Pokédex
But I jest
I'm actually pretty clean
You can call me average but you cannot call me mean
There's no sheen
To a bloodless lustre
I may not bust in her but I wield this buster
He's so deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So what are you doing out here, all alone
Floating by yourself
In this vast emptiness of space
Well, you see I- as- well, as you can see I've-
You've torn your perineum
Yeah, yep, yeah
You'd be surprised how often this happens in outer space
Well, not usually with um, a black hole
You've torn it with a black hole
Yeah, just ripped it right off
Wait, a black hole that specifically took your perineum
Yeah, just my- look, I'm probably lucky to be alive
Aww, you'd be surprised how often this happens
I'm- I'm happy
We'll get you a new perineum
Uh, cool, well can you get me home
You got money
No
That's- you can't even get a perineum, mate
I guess I'm f*cked
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English
Did you ever hear the tragedy of
Tearing your dick in twain during intercourse?
No
I thought not
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you
He's got three balls
Yeah, this man is cursed by god
Ignore the stitches, I'm just here to grant a couple wishes
Potato knishes, I'm a rat boy but I'm not a genius
Call me by your vibe and you'll have to call me "quite pernicious"
I'm in the depths of space, catching solar fishes
I'm not an angler, I'm an angel, call me biblical
I'm like a three-balled alien, extra-terresticle
I've been locked out of the system, and you know best of all
Not even mad because now I'm f*cking celestial
He's so deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
I am the Matthew McConaughey of sex
(Alright, alright, alright)
Legend says, I cum in twelve parsecs
Went to the clinic, and I got my checks
Caught 'em all
Like it's a f*cking Pokédex
But I jest
I'm actually pretty clean
You can call me average but you cannot call me mean
There's no sheen
To a bloodless lustre
I may not bust in her but I wield this buster
He's so deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So what are you doing out here, all alone
Floating by yourself
In this vast emptiness of space
Well, you see I- as- well, as you can see I've-
You've torn your perineum
Yeah, yep, yeah
You'd be surprised how often this happens in outer space
Well, not usually with um, a black hole
You've torn it with a black hole
Yeah, just ripped it right off
Wait, a black hole that specifically took your perineum
Yeah, just my- look, I'm probably lucky to be alive
Aww, you'd be surprised how often this happens
I'm- I'm happy
We'll get you a new perineum
Uh, cool, well can you get me home
You got money
No
That's- you can't even get a perineum, mate
I guess I'm f*cked
Tearing your dick in twain during intercourse?
No
I thought not
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you
He's got three balls
Yeah, this man is cursed by god
Ignore the stitches, I'm just here to grant a couple wishes
Potato knishes, I'm a rat boy but I'm not a genius
Call me by your vibe and you'll have to call me "quite pernicious"
I'm in the depths of space, catching solar fishes
I'm not an angler, I'm an angel, call me biblical
I'm like a three-balled alien, extra-terresticle
I've been locked out of the system, and you know best of all
Not even mad because now I'm f*cking celestial
He's so deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
I am the Matthew McConaughey of sex
(Alright, alright, alright)
Legend says, I cum in twelve parsecs
Went to the clinic, and I got my checks
Caught 'em all
Like it's a f*cking Pokédex
But I jest
I'm actually pretty clean
You can call me average but you cannot call me mean
There's no sheen
To a bloodless lustre
I may not bust in her but I wield this buster
He's so deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So deformed from the radiation
Floating in space with a torn perineum
Eternal damnation
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So what are you doing out here, all alone
Floating by yourself
In this vast emptiness of space
Well, you see I- as- well, as you can see I've-
You've torn your perineum
Yeah, yep, yeah
You'd be surprised how often this happens in outer space
Well, not usually with um, a black hole
You've torn it with a black hole
Yeah, just ripped it right off
Wait, a black hole that specifically took your perineum
Yeah, just my- look, I'm probably lucky to be alive
Aww, you'd be surprised how often this happens
I'm- I'm happy
We'll get you a new perineum
Uh, cool, well can you get me home
You got money
No
That's- you can't even get a perineum, mate
I guess I'm f*cked
Writer: EDGE BOYZ
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