There's a goblin in my garden
And he took my hat
I said: hey give that back
(I'm going to get sunburned)
There's a goblin in my garden
And he took my ball
I said: hey that's not cool
There's a goblin in my garden
And he's a slimy green monster
He keeps taking my stuff
And I've had enough
He took my hat
He took my cricket bat
He took the front door mat
He even took the cat
(Meow)
And I want it back
Hey give that back
Hey give that back
(That's inappropriate you little squirmy goblin)
There's a goblin in my garden
And he ate my lunch
I said: hey thanks a bunch
(Thanks for nothing)
There's a goblin in my garden
And he took my brother's nappy
(Disgusting)
And now he's not happy
There's a goblin in my garden
And he's a stinky green monster
He keeps taking my stuff
And I've had enough
He took my basketball
(You are slimy)
He took sister's doll
(Pure evil)
He took my sausage roll
(Cunning)
He even took the goldfish bowl
(Not cool)
And I want it back
Hey give that back
Hey give that back
(I've had enough of your shenanigans)