Egg Trousers - Machine Lyrics

Step into my shed
It's my machine that shags ya
That will be ten quid
It's my machine that shags ya
Oh yeah

Step into my shed
It's my machine that shags ya
That will be ten quid
It's my machine that shags ya
Oh yeah

Step into my shed
It's my machine that shags ya

Step, step, step, step
Step into my shed
It is in the garden
Go and step right in
And greet my newest friend yeah
My neighbour got one too
He got his a year ago
I saved up for a while
I'm very, very proud
Of my machine that shags ya
Oh yeah

Step into my shed
It's my machine that shags ya
That will be ten quid
It's my machine that shags ya
Oh yeah

Just be careful now
When you step, step
Step into my shed
The thing can go hog wild
Just be careful
There's a knob on the side
It adjusts the intensity
Never twist it up to ten
It'll smash your f*cking arse in
You won't be sitting for a week
My machine that shags ya
Oh yeah

Step into my shed
It's my machine that shags ya
That will be ten quid
It's my machine that shags ya
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I can't feel my legs
Step into my shed
It's my machine that shags ya
That will be ten quid
It's my machine that shags ya
It's my machine that shags ya
It's my machine that shags ya
It's my machine that shags ya
It's my machine that shags ya

Don't forget to wipe it down
My machine that shags ya