Eggscellent - I Don't Have Money! Lyrics

It sucks
That I don't have money
And I'm really hungry
But cooking takes too long
(It takes too flipping long, it takes way too flipping like an hour)
And no I can't slow down its time to shed, but all I want to do is lay alone in my mother Flippin bed
Its time to shed bitch
Its shedding time
(Its shedding time yeah its mother flipping shedding time )
(Shedding Time)
Call me out if I'm rude
But can I get like 20 bucks a gig for some food
If I had a job that'd be great
But guitar might get me some money cause it not getting me laid
My arms are tired they're aching, waiting for someone but lately
I've realized; maybe I just want a cat
Got gigs but not getting paid
If I have to play a 2-5-1 of 4 I'll cry
I'm just trying to figure out some shit for me to do
Because I'm bored and being sad is boring to
Might end up sitting on an offramp looking cool
It sucks
That I don't have money
And I'm really hungry
But cooking takes too long
It sucks
That I don't have money
And I'm really hungry
But cooking takes too long
(Solo Time)
I know that outside's been thrown away
But that's the only way I want to play
It kills me to think that when I working it's not worth shit
And I'm hungry
So that's another f*cking thing
It's weird when feeling empty's feeling calm
Because there is way too much shit going on
And I think that when I think I'm thinking wrong
But I know one thing
I know one f*cking thing
It sucks
That I don't have money
And I'm really hungry
But cooking takes too long
It sucks
That I don't have money
And I'm really hungry
But cooking takes too long
It sucks
That I don't have money
And I'm really hungry
But cooking takes too long