When i was a little boy
Let me tell you what i used to do
I used to flush myself down the toilet
Whenever i was bein a fool
I think i ought to do it again
I never meant to scare you karen
I think i ought to do it again
Whenever i was mad at my brother
Because he was better than me
I used to go tell our mother
That he was bein mean to me
But i would never do that again
It's not the way to treat a brother friend
I would never do that again
Cause i just locked the door and pulled the chain
Flushed my evil spirits down the drain
All my inner demons drift away
As time goes on i know
The garbage will afloat
But i just keep on goin
Though i should take it slow
I had better do it again
I haven't been myself since god knows when
I had better do it again
Oh i never meant to scare you karen
You're my girlfriend
I think i ought to flush myself down the toilet again