My pirate tale comes with a fun end
But it's only in the making
My plot twists in a narrow land
Where swimming's learned before sailing
I've been trapped inside my own jaw
I've been scratched red
By my own shawl
Two hundred eighty five times
Without my head
I can feel the ships float bottom to neck
Inside my salty waters
The mutiny infects, it's spread below my decks
And all my oceans running without borders
No naked women on the bow
No confetti cannons for the show
They said this ship could never float
But I'm right where Jack's compass shows North
Now Lady Captain's in control
My pirate tale throws baggage to the deep end
Right where it's still aching
But I've been buried by the sea and the sand
And I learned to shovel my core free when
I've been trapped inside my own show
I've been scratched red
By my own shawl
Two hundred eighty five times
Without my head
Fifteen women on a dead girl's chest
Lies and curses I put on myself
Now sunbeams covering the Captain's deck
Steered this wreck towards the sunset
No naked women on the bow
No confetti cannons for the show
They said this ship could never float
But I'm right where Jack's compass shows North
Now Lady Captain's in control
She's in control
She's in control
She's in control
She's in control
No naked women on the bow
She's in control
She's in control
I'm in control