I'm a-gonna fill my pockets with rocks and jump into the sea
I'll step inside a burning house, lock the door and toss the key
I'm a-gonna play Russian roulette with all six chambers full
Acme just dropped off an anvil to crush my skull
Crush my skull, crush my skull, crush my skull
'Til I'm void and null
I'm a-gonna dig a big ol' pit and set up staggered spikes
Then jump down face first yeah, arms spread wide and the likes
I'm a-gonna rent a real fast plane and fly into the mountaintop
I'll come to the edge of a real steep ledge, close my eyes and won't stop
And won't stop, and won't stop, and won't stop
'Til I'm flattened slop
I'm a-gonna run 'til I die, die die die die die die
Like grandpa said, "It's better than a stick or mud in the eye
In the eye, in the eye, in the eye
'Til I die die die