It made so much sense
Handing the reins to Mike Pence
He's pretty much a scientist
With a little religious twist
Under the microscope he finds god
They're like two peas in a pod
He speaks nothing but the truth
He's coming right out the booth
He's spent a lot of time on his knees
He knows how to cure a disease
His flawless record is on display
He folds his hands and then he prays
Prays prays prays the virus away
Prays prays prays the virus away
He's looking forward to the end of days
As he prays prays prays the virus away
He's got the smoothest silky white skin
He don't even know how to sin
Mike Pence is an idol to most
He won't consider wheat or rye toast
His daddy put him in charge
Hands are tiny, ego is large
This man gets things done
He's got corona on the run
He's spent a lot of time on his knees
He knows how to cure a disease
His flawless record is on display
He folds his hands and then he prays
Prays prays prays the virus away
Prays prays prays the virus away
He's looking forward to the end of days
As he prays prays prays the virus away
Without god, you got no Mike Pence
This ain't some coincidence
He plays marbles with the planets and stars
Vaginas to him are lumpy scars
We're all safe with him at the helm
No need to feel overwhelmed
With Mike Pence, we're in good hands
Our lord and savior in command
He's spent a lot of time on his knees
He knows how to cure a disease
His flawless record is on display
He folds his hands and then he prays
Prays prays prays the virus away
Prays prays prays the virus away
He's looking forward to the end of days
As he prays prays prays the virus away