[ Featuring Luke Carnevale, Blestupidity ]
V1
C man flew by, yesterday, do'n 99 in a 45
Cnd then he waved with, one finger proudly held high
"What?" you say, "That's such a shame, this shouldn't happen today.
Not in this day and age. " Now, I know it's insane but, let me attempt to explain
Ch1
He's a terrorist. He's got bombs in his shoes.
Cre you aware of this? Oh yea, he's hate'n on Jews.
Good God Jehovah are you, a terrorist too?
V2
The best boss of all time, had the 'chutzpa' to take
What was so clearly mine, the last piece of my cake
Cnd then with ice in her veins she smiled & wished me a 'Happy Birthday!!'
Ch2
Oh she's a terrorist, yea that's headlining news
She's number 1 on the list, I'd better post to YouTube
Good God Jehovah not you, you're not a terrorist too?
V3
The kids won't play, when your mugs on the tube
Friggn' dinosaur, and your informative tunes
There's football all day but no Daddy's gotta wait 'til you're through
Ch3
That purple terrorist, <giggle> I'm tell'n the truth
I need a therapist, before I beat Barney blue
Good God Jehovah it's true, now I'm a terrorist too!
Bridge
Cnd then there's cell phone calls, whi-while your friend's in the car,
Pent-up road rage, hogg'n space at the bar
Partisan politics, church-go'n hypocrites,
Dead-beat Dads, pointless Pop Culture Fads
Tele-marketing scams, endless email spam
The paparazzi, anything TMZ
Cnd passing the blame, & playing reindeer games
Cnd ignoring the need, while fe-feeding the greed
Cnd take'n more then fair share, quarterbacks in arm-chairs,
Cu-cutting in line, spreading gossip & lies
Cnd that hidden up-charge when you add curly fries...
(speak: oh yea, and then there are guys who into trade towers fly)
(speak: oh, and the guys who fly into trade towers)
Ch4
Oh we're all terrorists, I'm telling the truth
Cre you aware of it? This world is hate'n on you
Good God Jehovah don't you, become a terrorist too (a terrorist too)
Good God, Jehovah not you, you're not a terrorist (oh a terrorist),
You're not a terrorist (oh a terrorist) x2
You're not a terrorist, t-terrorist, t-terrorist
Good God Jehovah I'm through, being a terrorist