I'm so bored with the virus
Who canceled fun
I'm so bored with the virus
I need my hair done
I'm so bored with the virus
Quaranteen-aged angst
I'm so bored with the virus
I should be at prom, with you, up my dress
I'm so bored
I'm so bored
Its no fun anymore
Social media's like reading an encyclopedia
Whatever that was
Dad
Can't even get to daddy's yacht
They closed off access to the dock
And the captain and that cute cabin boy I kissed
Are now sick with the virus
Please...
I'm so bored with the virus
Watching the death toll rise
And watching my roots grow out
Bangs covering my eyes
You know this social distancing thing is just not working for me
But it's not not like I wouldn't already be inside watching TV
Texting with Joan, Tinashe, and Beverly
Facetiming anyway and ordering delivery
I'm so bored with the virus
I'm too old to be grounded now
I'm so bored with the virus
Stop all the dying and open back up the country!