(Headed north just out of Macon
Lookin' for gas and a side of bacon
When up beside me
Pulled a Purple Peterbilt)
Well if Jesus was a trucker
You damn sure know he would
Use that Peterbilt for love and
Peace and doin' good
I just thought I'd mention
Sure as the world is round
He Gon' need about 40 angels
To turn that rig around
Cause them long white lines lead to heaven
Holy smoke rollin' out the pearly gates
Any soul that ain't saved is a sucker
Cause I've sing that trucker's mother when I pray
(Breaker, breaker, this is Big Bird
Who am I bellyin' up to?
Well ain't that a ton of fun
You talkin' to the son, son)
The wonders of this trucker
Never cease to amaze
Stories of his wanderin
Through sleepless nights and days
They say the worldly work
Of this trucker's never done
I say till that trucker's dead
His life has not begun
Cause them long white lines lead to heaven
Holy smoke rollin' out the pearly gates
Any soul that ain't saved is a sucker
Cause I've seen that trucker's mother when I pray
(I'll tell you one thing
I ain't never seen a Peterbilt move that fast
He was haulin' ass)
(Yeah, this is Georgia State Patrol callin' all THP
We got a Purple Pete with a robe in the seat
Headed due west on I-24 to Nashville
Be advised he is crossin' the state line and comin' in Hot)
Well if Jesus was a trucker
You Damn sure know he would
Use that Peterbilt for love and
Peace and doin' good
I just thought I'd mention
Sure as the world is round
He Gon' need about 40 angels
To turn that rig around
Cause them long white lines lead to heaven
Holy smoke rollin' out the pearly gates
And any soul that ain't saved is a sucker
Cause I've seen that trucker's mother when I pray
(One More Time)
Cause them long white lines lead to heaven
(I'm glad I found you when I did)
Holy smoke rollin' out the pearly gates
(You were lost son)
And any soul that ain't saved is a sucker
(You in the Lord's convoy now)
Cause I've seen that trucker's mother when I pray
(Thank You Jesus)
Any soul that ain't saved is a sucker now
Cause Jesus is a trucker
And he's comin' back any day
(It's been a pleasure blowin
Smoke with you there Big Bird
Just keep the diesel pumpin' the flag wavin
And let Me and Daddy do the Savin)
Hallelujah
(We'll see y'all soon)