Hello, Normal Video (MV)

Hello, Normal, how have you been?
And, what's your problem?
Where have you been?
We have been missing your mundane presence,
Predictable ways, and good table manners,

So now that you're here,
Won't you stay for some tea,
We've been sipping uncertain tea,
It's tasty, yet, we tire of it
We would like some basic
Earl Grey, hot!
With milk and honey, please

Hey, Normal,
Is there something we can offer?
That might make you stay?
Just a little while longer,
You see the ocean wont stay put,
Shit is literally on fire,
And hitting the proverbial fan

So won't you come to the door,
We won't take you for granted anymore (we promise)
If only you'd spend like a few hours here a day, I mean
We don't have to get married,
But don't be a total stranger,
Oh won't you join us for a certain tea?

Hey Normal, what's your deal?
Did you get lost on a Seinfeld episode?
Don't pull a Kramer,
We'll do some media training
You know what?
Vanilla ice cream is actually delicious!

I want to sit in the public library,
Studying quietly,
Gathering the courage, to talk to Sara,
Oops, it's Jessica, I'm so bad with names,
Saving up for a used bicycle,
To paint it shiny green,
We'll ride it to the lake and swim

With an AM radio,
Or a cassette player, don't you know,
Good god, I might even read a book (if I can remember how)
Let's go back to the library, (Yeah!)
Talk to Jessica, or Sara (OK)
Bob is having a party,
John and Mike might come,
They're bringing guitars,
Don't forget Mary, and Petunia,
Bartholomew might sing a song,
We'll have some fizzy water,
I bought a whole case,
Did you know that Normal's uncle was in a famous band?
Yeah, he played the drums behind his head!
Dude. Are you going out for a team next year?
I might run track,
Or maybe, just sit in the library,
And try and talk to Mary,
I mean, Jessica