Eric Knight Holbrook - Was a Digital Photographer Lyrics

Henry ran around in circles and he
Woke to a morning with no coffee
Had a fender bender at the traffic light
This day wasn't starting off right

But that's alright
It all started about a month ago
Henry uploaded a photo to the web to show
It wasn't his best but he thought, ya know
Maybe he'll see his followers grow

That's how it goes
Nobody really knows

A few minutes after his photo went live
A wave of comments began to arrive
"The best photo that the world has seen"
"It's like nothing on earth, right out of a dream"

Within 10 minutes of the first like being made
He gained 1000 followers and an offer to be paid
To take more greats photos for the local news
We don't care what you take, just take the photos you choose

Henry ...was a digital ... photographer
He shot photos of cats and a wedding event
He took pictures of people of dubious intent
He snapped scenes of distress for the network news
He took a 5000 of photos at two local zoos

Henry. Was a digital. photographer...
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