I walked into that café, thought I'd found myself a gig
Just serving drinks and wearing boots, didn't think it'd be that big
They gave me a uniform, said "Here ya go, you'll fit right in"
But little did I know that day, the changes would begin
I didn't read the fine print right, now I'm standing in this line
My chest is heavy, feeling strange, it's milkin' time
Now I'm a cowgirl, not just for show
Providing more than coffee, if you know, you know
They gave me curves I never had
Turns out this café job ain't half bad
Pourin' cream and making tips
But who knew I'd be the one with hips?
At first, I thought it was a prank, but then it all set in
The girls were laughing, winking close, said, "Welcome to the pen!"
Now every day I wear the frills, I'm filling mugs with pride
It's more than just a simple gig, I'm part of the herd inside
My body's changed, my mind's on board, the customers can't wait
Who knew that being a cowgirl could make you feel this great?
Now I'm a cowgirl, not just for show
Providing more than coffee, if you know, you know
They gave me curves I never had
Turns out this café job ain't half bad
Pourin' cream and making tips
But who knew I'd be the one with hips?
I thought I'd be behind the bar, just serving drinks, no more
But now I'm part of something wild, and I'm loving the encore
These boots, this skirt, this brand-new life
No one told me I'd love the strife
Now I'm a cowgirl, not just for show
Providing more than coffee, if you know, you know
They gave me curves I never had
Turns out this café job ain't half bad
Pourin' cream and making tips
But who knew I'd be the one with hips?
So here I am, a cowgirl proud, my days are never slow
Pourin' milk and makin' friends at the café rodeo!