I never had a friend like you
We used to go out drinking together
I'd learn about your past broken record
We used to hike through the trees, like brothers
Thought we had clear skies, but you were stormy weather
Quickly came the final event
I shouldn't have been shocked, you did it again
Trick me once, trick me twice, but I learned how to fight
Friends like this are the kind that don't have your back
I don't push, but you can bet that I push back
I know you like friends who act just like you
But douchey is the style that I don't fit into
So I guess that's the reason I don't have friends like you
(I never had a friend like you)
You never gave me an invitation
Guess you didn't like the parties I threw
You called me names in my own house, like an invasion
But all your friendly fire has caught up to you
So then I gave the eviction notice
You shouldn't have been shocked, it happened again
Trick me twice, but not thrice, because I learned how to fight
Friends like this are the kind that don't have your back
I don't push, but you can bet that I push back
I know you like friends who act just like you
But douchey is the style that I don't fit into
So I guess that's the reason I don't have friends like you
Sometimes it is best to toss it away
Stay safe, it's easy to be burned by the fire
Sometimes it is best to toss it away
It's never worth it to stay friends with a liar
I tried to tell you congrats on the baby
But you were with new friends
And convinced them to ignore me
That's fine
I don't really care because
Friends like you are the kind that don't have your back
I don't push, but you can bet that I push back
I know you like friends who act just like you
But douchey is the style that I don't really fit into
So I guess that's the reason I don't have friends like you
(No)
That's the reason I don't have friends like you
Honestly, who needs enemies when I've got friends like you?