I got Scaly skin
From head to toe
I'm a motherf*ckin lizard man
I mess with all hoes
When the bombs drop
You all will f*ckin' die
But I don't gotta worry
Cuz ain't been blind
The Boeing is my plane
And Battlefield is my game
When I open Xbox live
Fellow gamers will chant my name
They say oh no
Is that the infamous corn?
Little do they know
They are basically as helpless as the day they were born
I got scaly skin
Yeah motherf*ckin scaly skin
Thicker than a cotton gin
Yeah that rhymes
Holy shit guys do you see that f*ckin' plane?
That's gotta be an A380
Plane plane plane plane plane plane plane plane
Look up at the f*ckin sky
I see a cargo jet
Let me grab my binos
I can't identify it yet
Wait nevermind
I just looked at my app
Its coming from Germany man
I see it on the map
I don't use an iPhone
Apple can suck my dick with their 8th clone
I use pixel
I use google
People like grapes
Karl Pilkington is dad
Smartest man alive
He once taught me a lesson that
Knowledge is hassle
He's an idiot abroad
He's on my shirt and shit
He's on my favorite show
And he always does his bit
I got scaly skin
Yeah motherf*ckin scaly skin
(Thick as hell)
One company get under it
Everyone's a rat
Yeah you guessed it
I'm not paying for that
When shit hits the fan
I'll be the only one alive
I got my bug out bag
And my will to survive
I have a med kit prepped
For a common splinter
But i secretly hope
For a nuclear winter
I got Scaly Skin
Yeah motherf*ckin' Scaly Skin
There are at least two
Clayton motherf*ckin' Cobb