Evil Bastards from Hell - Drinking in a Homobar Lyrics

Drinking in a gay bar
This place is kinda mystic but I'm feeling optimistic
And I don't know how I got here
Taxi maybe brought here my sweet, untouched ass to find

So I don't know how to take it
Those folks are looking really gay
That guy's acting way too kindly
And I'm trapped in a homo bar!

Leather clothes everywhere
Now those guys are dancing and they think they look so fancy
And I'm talking with a strange guy
He says he's name is Rick and he wants to touch my dick

I'm hiding under the table
Everyone's got lust in their eyes
Now they're playing Baltimora
And I'm trapped in a homo bar!

(Yoo-hoo!)

At least they got reasonable prices
And the beer tastes really good
Thank god no one's sneaking behind me
For a homophobic guy this looks just like hell

It's after midnight and I'm feeling pretty swell
This place is quite okay even though it's full of gays
And I'm going home
To f*ck my wife behind and I know which hole to find

And even though I drink with them it doesn't mean that I like men
'Cos pussy is my favorite thing

Drinking in a gay bar
Those guys are acting fast and I'm covering my ass
I ordered a big one
Of course I mean beer but bartender's smiling weird

Everyone is feeling super
No one is gonna bring 'em down
Those fellas are gayer than He-Man
Now I'm drinking in a homo bar!