Evil Bastards from Hell - Lesbo Vampires Lyrics

I'm tired of hiding, those
Evil beasts of the night
They never shave their underarms
And they never wear bra

They are trying to cut me down
They call me chauvinist pig
They really boost those female rights
They sure are nasty and mean

They're dumb, that ain't fun!
Fangs are out and your life is done, hey!

They try to chase me down
I'm hiding underground
They try to drink my blood
And they sure know how

With their feminist signs
They try to f*ck with our minds
They are the most horrible thing I know
Tonight your blood will flow, no!

Those lesbo vampires!
They try to cut me down!
Those lesbo vampires!
Deep under the ground!
Those lesbo vampires!
Those motherf*cking cows!
Those lesbo vampires!
My manly freedom's gone!

Those lesbo vampires!
They try to cut me down!
Those lesbo vampires!
Deep under the ground!
Those lesbo vampires!
Those motherf*cking cows!
Those lesbo vampires!
My manly freedom's gone!

Their feminist catchphrases
Are poison to my ears
They hate simple men like me
They want to rule with fear

They don't wanna be housewives
Don't wanna take care of home
They wanna make their own rules
In the worst way they do

They're dumb, that ain't fun!
Fangs are out and your life is done, hey!

They try to change my mind
About female rights
They're ready to use some force
And kick down all the doors, no!

They bite me with their fangs
Those evil lesbo gangs
Are ready to take over the world
And make the message heard, no!

Those lesbo vampires!
They try to cut me down!
Those lesbo vampires!
Deep under the ground!
Those lesbo vampires!
Those motherf*cking cows!
My manly freedom's gone!

Those lesbo vampires!
They try to cut me down!
Those lesbo vampires!
Deep under the ground!
Those lesbo vampires!
Those motherf*cking cows!
Those lesbo vampires!
My manly freedom's gone!