Evil Bastards from Hell - Paralyzed Lyrics

Here's a story 'bout Johnny
Who never got any pussy
He was socially awkward, ugly as f*ck
He was more than eager to use his cock

He bought some eye drops, He's hitting the streets
He's looking for victims to fulfill he's needs

He went to a bar and saw Annie
Johnny wanted to get in her fanny

Spike her drink, spike her drink, spike her drink!
Now she's

Paralyzed, baby!
She can't do a thing
Johnny's in charge, he feels like a king

Paralyzed, baby!
She's gonna get it now
Annie's in trouble, she can't get out

Johnny carried her into his flat
Things were about to get bad
Johnny want to the toilet to lube up his dick
Annie woke up, those eye drops were shit

She called her brother who was heavyweight boxer
He came over fast to kick Johnny's ass

Johnny is gonna get burned
It's funny how tables have turned

Hit him hard, hit him hard, hit him hard!
Now Johnny's

Paralyzed, baby!
He can't say a word
He's paying for his crime, that useless turd

Paralyzed, baby!
Nothing at all
Annie's big brother is stomping his balls

Nasty little perv
Johnny gets what he deserves
Nasty little perv
Johnny gets what he deserves

Yeah!

Hit him hard, hit him hard, hit him hard!
Now Johnny's

Paralyzed, baby!
He can't say a word
He's paying for his crime, that useless turd

Paralyzed, baby!
Nothing at all
Annie's big brother is stomping his balls

Paralyzed, baby!
Yeah baby, ooh baby, f*ck yeah!
Paralyzed, baby!
Johnny Johnny, you f*cking bastard!

Nasty little perv
Johnny gets what he deserves
Nasty little perv
Johnny gets what he deserves