Evil Bastards from Hell - S.S.S. Lyrics

Once was a bloke we can call him Joe
He went to pub to drink a nice cold pint
He met a girl who was dressed like a hoe
Hottest babe you could possibly find

They smoked a fat doobie and they had a good laugh
He couldn't keep his eyes out off that chick's ass
They both were getting horny he said you got nice tits
In about five seconds she was wanking his dick

He f*cked that girl!
It must have felt nice
He f*cked that girl!
They really did it twice

They sure had fun but it came with high price
Nine months later they had a little suprise

Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Or shoot your load on her face like you do on red days
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Don't enter brown gates or you can get AIDS

Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Finger bang his ass remember wash your hands
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Check your mate's boner before you bend over

Jimmy was gay and he wanted to play, yea
Nothing on telly what a boring day
Door bell rings who the hell is tha-at?
Yeah super, it's his boyfriend Chad

They had some red wine and they looked each others eyes
Lust was obviously there but is this going anywhere?
Suddenly Chad said do you wanna come to bed
Jimmy lubed his hairy hole and said come on Chad, go!

Chad f*cked that guy!
He really pound him hard
Chad f*cked that guy!
Right in his brown star

Jimmy said thanks dude that was really fun
But Chad had a weird itch in his groin yeah!

Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Or shoot your load on her face like you do on red days
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Don't enter brown gates or you can get AIDS

Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Finger bang his ass remember wash your hands
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Check your mate's boner before you bend over

Yeah!

Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Or shoot your load on her face like you do on re-de-de-days!
Use rubber on your cock if you just wanna rock!
Don't enter brown gates or you can ge-ge-get!

Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Oh baby! Yeah baby!
Listen up gays even butt holes ain't safe!
Check your mate's boner before you bend over

Oh baby, yea baby!